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There are so many things I love about Miss Peach....but one of her best qualities is that she's funny.  She makes me laugh right out loud several times a day.  I guess when you're talking nonstop all day long, something funny is bound to come out sooner or later.  Here are some of the quoteworthy things that have recently come from the mouth of this babe:

During a bike ride, Peach shouts from the Burley:  "Momma...when I get bigger, I will drive this bike....(long pause as she thinks)....and when you get yittler, you can ride back here."

After a close call with almost not making it to the potty on time, she dramatically wipes her brow and says, "Phew...I almost gorfot!"

sometimes I catch her just giggling to herself

While I was putting food in the dog's bowl the other day, Peach gets a terrified look on her face and shouts, "Momma!  Don't put your hand in there or Mya (our very docile pooch) will bite the whole thing off!  It already happened to me twice!"  (as she holds up four fingers)

Hubby and I are trying to teach her the value of "listening" to us, we've mentioned that Mommy and Daddy also have to listen to those wiser than us and those that have authority in our lives.  One day, Peach declares, "Mommy yistens to Jesus and I yisten to Mommy."  With a proud smile, I say, "That's right.  And what about Daddy?"  Peach scrunches up her face and says, "Oh, Daddy?  He yistens to Mommy."  (I promise I DID NOT bribe her to say that!)

And my favorite:
One day, while nursing I'm nursing Tulip, Peach announces that she has to "go potty".  So, I tell her to go ahead and I'll come in to help her when I'm done.  A few minutes later, Peach declares, "Momma, I can't reach the toilet paper, so I'm using the shower curtain instead."  Although I was concerned about the shower curtain, I must say that I am proud of her problem-solving abilities.

What a stitch!  So glad she's mine.